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Mark Twain quotes

13 verified quotes from 4 works, 1869 to 1897.

Mark Twain was the pen name of Samuel Langhorne Clemens (1835–1910), the American humorist, novelist and travel writer. Many of the lines people quote come from the mock-proverbs he put at the head of chapters, first in Pudd’nhead Wilson (1894) and then in his travel book Following the Equator (1897).

The rest here come from The Innocents Abroad (1869), his account of a tour of Europe and the Holy Land, and The Adventures of Tom Sawyer (1876). Each was found word for word in the Project Gutenberg edition we link.

  1. Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts.

    Mark Twain, The Innocents Abroad, 1869

    Our note: From the conclusion of Twain's account of a long voyage to Europe and the Holy Land.

    Verified in the full text of The Innocents Abroad on Project Gutenberg · Project Gutenberg ebook #3176

    Painted the same decade: The Laundress, Honoré Daumier, 186[3?]

  2. He had discovered a great law of human action, without knowing it—namely, that in order to make a man or a boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to attain.

    Mark Twain, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, 1876

    Our note: After Tom tricks his friends into paying him for the chance to whitewash a fence.

    Verified in the full text of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer on Project Gutenberg · Project Gutenberg ebook #74

    Painted the same decade: Joan of Arc, Jules Bastien-Lepage, 1879

  3. Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear—not absence of fear.

    Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson, 1894

    Our note: A maxim from "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar."

    Verified in the full text of Pudd'nhead Wilson on Project Gutenberg · Project Gutenberg ebook #102 · Collected in The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson

    Painted the same decade: Irises, Vincent van Gogh, 1890

  4. The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.

    Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson, 1894

    Our note: A maxim from "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar," with a joke in the last few words.

    Verified in the full text of Pudd'nhead Wilson on Project Gutenberg · Project Gutenberg ebook #102 · Collected in The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson

    Painted the same decade: The Dream of the Shepherd (Der Traum des Hirten), Ferdinand Hodler, 1896

  5. Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.

    Mark Twain, Following the Equator, 1897

    Our note: From "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar," the maxims that head the chapters of Twain's travel book.

    Verified in the full text of Following the Equator on Project Gutenberg · Project Gutenberg ebook #2895

    Painted the same decade: Irises, Vincent van Gogh, 1890

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